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Devin Greene

Comedian, Videographer, Writer, Friend. From Baltimore to Los Angeles. DM if you're interested in booking/collaborating.

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A gust of wind could destroy us all...

A gust of wind could destroy us all... - 10 days ago

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Fuck a gym, I just bought pecs for $14.99.

Fuck a gym, I just bought pecs for $14.99. - 12 days ago

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Worst rap lyric ever? Or the greatest?

Worst rap lyric ever? Or the greatest? - 14 days ago

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@pacheckyourself and I just made our first sponsored video for the Sweaty Tee! They sent me some of these garments in the mail, gave me full creative control, and were somehow thrilled with the final result. If you have a bizarre and/or hilarious product that you’d like me to peddle, send me a message! I’m all about the tiny businesses and I have zero shame.

@pacheckyourself and I just made our first sponsored video for the Sweaty Tee! They sent me some of these garments in the mail, gave me full creative control, and were somehow thrilled with the final result. If you have a bizarre and/or hilarious product that you’d like me to peddle, send me a message! I’m all about the tiny businesses and I have zero shame. - 16 days ago

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Pretending to party in a bathroom. My entire life has been preparing me for this moment.

Pretending to party in a bathroom. My entire life has been preparing me for this moment. - 17 days ago

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You know when you actually do [almost] all the stuff you were supposed to do, and you feel good for like 5 whole seconds? That’s what I’m ending this year feeling. I believe a successful life is just a series of successful days—16 hour windows that determine who you are. Some days I wake up thinking I’m on top of the world, some days I can’t get out of bed, and I’ve gone through about 10 different systems trying to quantify whether I’m a lazy piece of shit or an iron man. This one’s my favorite though: simple, flexible, and effective. I call it “5 Golden Things.” Basically I have to do 5 things a day, and they can be ANY COMBINATION of these: Something physical (work out, yoga, long hike), Something meditative (reading and breathing), Something related to the computer or errands, something that pays, and something comedy (show, practice, etc). The goal is for each Golden Thing to be of equal value to my overall life and require equal effort. Daily building blocks. 
If I wanna do 5 open mics today, and fuck off otherwise, I can make that substitution. I can go 6 beers deep until I’m taking selfies with a guy named Chico in Koreatown, I can do that! I’m a free man! But I can also spend 5 hours reading in a kimono, wondering why Nietzsche embraced a horse in the middle of the street in the 1800s and had a mental break down. Most days, I end up working, and then doing a show at night. Before, I tried to do everything, everyday, and I would fail after 2 days. This system is flexible enough to be fun, but difficult enough to give me that feeling that “I did it today.” And when you don’t have a traditional 9-5, it can be hard to know when you’re “done.” If you all have your own systems for holding yourself accountable, let me know, I’m a huge nerd for this stuff and I would love to share tips. Fuck a resolution for 2018, shit’s getting too real, we each need a system! Next year try 1 Golden Thing after work, see how long you can keep that going. Accountability homes! #PoorMan’sJoeRogan

You know when you actually do [almost] all the stuff you were supposed to do, and you feel good for like 5 whole seconds? That’s what I’m ending this year feeling. I believe a successful life is just a series of successful days—16 hour windows that determine who you are. Some days I wake up thinking I’m on top of the world, some days I can’t get out of bed, and I’ve gone through about 10 different systems trying to quantify whether I’m a lazy piece of shit or an iron man. This one’s my favorite though: simple, flexible, and effective. I call it “5 Golden Things.” Basically I have to do 5 things a day, and they can be ANY COMBINATION of these: Something physical (work out, yoga, long hike), Something meditative (reading and breathing), Something related to the computer or errands, something that pays, and something comedy (show, practice, etc). The goal is for each Golden Thing to be of equal value to my overall life and require equal effort. Daily building blocks. If I wanna do 5 open mics today, and fuck off otherwise, I can make that substitution. I can go 6 beers deep until I’m taking selfies with a guy named Chico in Koreatown, I can do that! I’m a free man! But I can also spend 5 hours reading in a kimono, wondering why Nietzsche embraced a horse in the middle of the street in the 1800s and had a mental break down. Most days, I end up working, and then doing a show at night. Before, I tried to do everything, everyday, and I would fail after 2 days. This system is flexible enough to be fun, but difficult enough to give me that feeling that “I did it today.” And when you don’t have a traditional 9-5, it can be hard to know when you’re “done.” If you all have your own systems for holding yourself accountable, let me know, I’m a huge nerd for this stuff and I would love to share tips. Fuck a resolution for 2018, shit’s getting too real, we each need a system! Next year try 1 Golden Thing after work, see how long you can keep that going. Accountability homes! #PoorMan ’sJoeRogan - 19 days ago

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Spending Christmas Eve getting sexually harassed by this Christmas miracle.

Spending Christmas Eve getting sexually harassed by this Christmas miracle. - 26 days ago

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What is this?! It was right above LA at around 5:30 last night (Friday). At first I thought it was the Ursa Minor meteor shower which was scheduled for this weekend (hit your roof at midnight if you wanna check it out), but now people are telling me it's a Space X launch. Either way it's the craziest thing I've ever seen in the sky and you better believe I stopped traffic to get some video.

What is this?! It was right above LA at around 5:30 last night (Friday). At first I thought it was the Ursa Minor meteor shower which was scheduled for this weekend (hit your roof at midnight if you wanna check it out), but now people are telling me it's a Space X launch. Either way it's the craziest thing I've ever seen in the sky and you better believe I stopped traffic to get some video. - 27 days ago

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This is what the nerves in your face look like! I finally appreciate how much sizzurp and weed Lil' Wayne had to be on before writing "I can't feel my face." Also included a video of a woman sneaking a video of a cadaver's penis. I hope she finds some live male biology to enjoy this holiday season, because the Bodies Exhibit won't be around for long.

This is what the nerves in your face look like! I finally appreciate how much sizzurp and weed Lil' Wayne had to be on before writing "I can't feel my face." Also included a video of a woman sneaking a video of a cadaver's penis. I hope she finds some live male biology to enjoy this holiday season, because the Bodies Exhibit won't be around for long. - 29 days ago

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Found someone's VHS stash in West Hollywood. Can't wait to see what Dune Buddies is about!

Found someone's VHS stash in West Hollywood. Can't wait to see what Dune Buddies is about! - 1 month ago

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Don't talk to me until I've had my morning donut.

Don't talk to me until I've had my morning donut. - 1 month ago

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I went on a tour of the Great American South with the fam (South Carolina, Georgia, Virginia). I grew up in Virginia, and I love the lower half, but the culture shock is still real. Here's part 1!

I went on a tour of the Great American South with the fam (South Carolina, Georgia, Virginia). I grew up in Virginia, and I love the lower half, but the culture shock is still real. Here's part 1! - 1 month ago

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Doing improv for a conference hall full of drunk lawyers. Lots of prenup bits and office harassment scenes. #KnowYourAudience

Doing improv for a conference hall full of drunk lawyers. Lots of prenup bits and office harassment scenes. #KnowYourAudience - 1 month ago

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Stay safe everybody. I'm about to hop on the 405 to help people clear ash and move their belongings back inside. If you can't help directly, you might consider sleeping with a firefighter sometime in the not-too-distant future. They're the Woodys and we're the Potato Heads, and they look great in layers.

Stay safe everybody. I'm about to hop on the 405 to help people clear ash and move their belongings back inside. If you can't help directly, you might consider sleeping with a firefighter sometime in the not-too-distant future. They're the Woodys and we're the Potato Heads, and they look great in layers. - 1 month ago

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Trump should drop pop culture, not bombs, on the North Korean people. (YouTube.com/DevinGreene).

Trump should drop pop culture, not bombs, on the North Korean people. (YouTube.com/DevinGreene). - 1 month ago

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This is your life in weeks. 
Each little box is a non-renewable gift, so try to enjoy them all, especially the weird ones, the diseased ones, and the drunk ones. Try not to waste them at a job you hate, in a comment section, or on a game that involves exploding jewels. If you can avoid it. 
It's an honor sharing this trip with you, you sexy monkeys! 🐒

This is your life in weeks. Each little box is a non-renewable gift, so try to enjoy them all, especially the weird ones, the diseased ones, and the drunk ones. Try not to waste them at a job you hate, in a comment section, or on a game that involves exploding jewels. If you can avoid it. It's an honor sharing this trip with you, you sexy monkeys! - 2 months ago

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Nothing like a giant bag of dead batteries to remind you of home...

Nothing like a giant bag of dead batteries to remind you of home... - 2 months ago

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Turkey Trot 🦃 with my cousin Mike, the man who taught me man stuff growing up. We were Squatchin while we ran too (as is tradition in New Hampshire). No Sasquatch sightings yet, but I'll keep one eye on the woods until I die. #BigfootLives

Turkey Trot 🦃 with my cousin Mike, the man who taught me man stuff growing up. We were Squatchin while we ran too (as is tradition in New Hampshire). No Sasquatch sightings yet, but I'll keep one eye on the woods until I die. #BigfootLives - 2 months ago

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