Some epic commentary lines from Ray Hudson on goals scored by Madrid tonight.
1-1, Nacho Goal: "He steers this one home like a Ferrari... It's an ace out of his hand. Marcelo like a tornado in a caravan park, here." 2-1, Bale Goal. "Beautiful one-touch to settle, the next one to open the door, and that's smoke through a keyhole for Gareth Bale. Cool as James Bond in a tuxedo." 3-1, Bale header. "Wonderful attack of a ball sent in with a bouquet of roses around it. Gareth rises like a big salmon out of a fresh summer stream to punch this one home ... and goes Barry White disco." 5-1, Ronaldo Goal "He finds his target better than a Robin Hood arrow. The pass doesn't just beat Deportivo, it absolutely Hannibal Lecters them." 6-1, Ronaldo header. "It's a ball that needs to be won when the cleats are flying, and Cristiano sticks his pretty face in there and guides it home beautifully, and takes a mouthful of boot -- and they'll love him more for that." 7-1, Nacho. "It's raining goals, hallelujah, it's raining goals, hey man! Sorry Deportivo fans, but this was a shellacking that we knew was coming, and it's finally come to fruition."
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