If I used the "Dear Diary" pickup line :
ME : Hey, I wrote in my Diary that you kissed me and I don't want to have to scribble it out sooo... HIM : Okay (leans in) AH-CHOO!
Me : (writes) Dear Diary, the pollen count was quite high today so he sneezed in my face
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