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Heh. Captionsmaption.

Heh. Captionsmaption. - 5 days ago

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”If I had a nickel for every time I cried in the back of an Uber, I would have another pair of Yeezy’s” - Jaden Smith.  Comp with @_brypics

”If I had a nickel for every time I cried in the back of an Uber, I would have another pair of Yeezy’s” - Jaden Smith. Comp with @_brypics - 6 days ago

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Cool if I double-post all day, every day, until the day I die? #incrediblesunsets

Cool if I double-post all day, every day, until the day I die? #incrediblesunsets - 7 days ago

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Just Swedish truths 1: We have an undeniable urge to walk around on frozen lakes in nothing but swim-shorts, awaiting polar bears up for an old-fashioned fist-fight. @filip_sjostrom is one of them.

Just Swedish truths 1: We have an undeniable urge to walk around on frozen lakes in nothing but swim-shorts, awaiting polar bears up for an old-fashioned fist-fight. @filip_sjostrom is one of them. - 7 days ago

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My brother from another Vanilla mother is working as a life-coach. Here he is walking on water. If you need to get your shit together, hit him up: @filip_sjostrom

My brother from another Vanilla mother is working as a life-coach. Here he is walking on water. If you need to get your shit together, hit him up: @filip_sjostrom - 10 days ago

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Crumbs, crumbs, crumbs. 
Makers of above offspring: @Johannaadlertz @karlthomasalbinsson

Crumbs, crumbs, crumbs. Makers of above offspring: @Johannaadlertz @karlthomasalbinsson - 3 months ago

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Happy halloween, lovely unhappy people.

Happy halloween, lovely unhappy people. - 3 months ago

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I miss the times when I used to get e-mails from @onlinepizza saying they miss me. Best, albeit shortest, relationship I ever had.

I miss the times when I used to get e-mails from @onlinepizza saying they miss me. Best, albeit shortest, relationship I ever had. - 3 months ago

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Singapore so rich I had to pay to enjoy the sunset. Jokes on them, I didn't enjoy it.

Singapore so rich I had to pay to enjoy the sunset. Jokes on them, I didn't enjoy it. - 3 months ago

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When my brother in arms is about to drop the semi-warm, latte-cool, album of the century - which includes the hit single: "Look how sads I am"

I'm the proudest adoptive parent.

When my brother in arms is about to drop the semi-warm, latte-cool, album of the century - which includes the hit single: "Look how sads I am" I'm the proudest adoptive parent. - 3 months ago

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When the person you hate asks for a cup of coffee.

When the person you hate asks for a cup of coffee. - 3 months ago

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I got super dissapointed when I first saw Band of Brothers. For eleven hours I waited and noone even as much as picked up an instrument, let alone kept themselves alive.

I got super dissapointed when I first saw Band of Brothers. For eleven hours I waited and noone even as much as picked up an instrument, let alone kept themselves alive. - 3 months ago

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If we had more churches with black,  chocolate, people singing gospel, I'd consider becoming religious.

If we had more churches with black, chocolate, people singing gospel, I'd consider becoming religious. - 5 months ago

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Have you ever met a person so stupid you directly fedex a late-time-abortion pamphlet to their parents?

Have you ever met a person so stupid you directly fedex a late-time-abortion pamphlet to their parents? - 5 months ago

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With them tiny puppy legs it's better to put him in a basket and drive the five minute walk to the beach. Lazy doggo.

With them tiny puppy legs it's better to put him in a basket and drive the five minute walk to the beach. Lazy doggo. - 5 months ago

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I'm not religious, but I am when one of them says the world will end in a near future; gives me an excuse to not go to the gym and just continue drinking. 
Big thanks to the Mayan people and their calender. 
@nasa, any comets about to collide with us soon?

I'm not religious, but I am when one of them says the world will end in a near future; gives me an excuse to not go to the gym and just continue drinking. Big thanks to the Mayan people and their calender. @nasa , any comets about to collide with us soon? - 5 months ago

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I'm considering becoming a vegetarian. Or you know, actually start eating the green things that's next to the nice beef.

I'm considering becoming a vegetarian. Or you know, actually start eating the green things that's next to the nice beef. - 5 months ago

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One of these days I'm going to wake up early enough to catch the sunrise. Maybe next year.

One of these days I'm going to wake up early enough to catch the sunrise. Maybe next year. - 6 months ago

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